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myandrogynousthoughts:

stacy04:

kept-it-ugly:

reblogging so this can ruin someone else’s day too

i just keep watching it thinking “oh shit here comes another table..”

OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE CONTINUOUSLY TURNED

(via misswho221b)

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via laugh-until-you-drop)

(via splades)

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

(via crotchtops)

moonyandthediamonds:

hesdeadjim:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk

(via splades)

violentblowjobs:

i just want to be part of the gang

(via taikoturtle)

galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

(via partybarackisinthehousetonight)