tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

notmysecret:

this is making me terribly uncomfortable

(via thebitchpudding)

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:

shavingryansprivates:

striderstesticle:

shavingryansprivates:

crying is manly as shit

crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.

told u

(via chezliethunder)

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via funyin)

rneerkat:

the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto

(via funyin)

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via necrophilofthefuture)

menmas-booty:

menmas-booty:

There is this kid in my school who dresses as sonic everyday and no one knows his name so everyone just calls him sonic. He also runs through the hallways like him too.

For those who might doubt me

(via laugh-until-you-drop)

1dlwwyoung:

let me know when this stops being funny

(via bondoge)

not-one-fuck-given:

tyrannia:

my college does themed backgrounds depending on the week and this is their anti-bullying week’s one omfg

badgirl675 strikes again

(via laughing-burns-calories)

santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

(via dietchola)